Even better than a “Paralyzer”

December 8th, 2008
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“He seemed fine, but then he collapsed and had an epileptic caesar” – unnamed Christmas partygoer, well into his/her cups (we hope)

Shoulda’ gotten a degree in mixology, I guess. I’ve heard of Zombies and Paralyzers, but never the Epilpetic Caesar. Sounds like a cool cocktail. I’ll have to try one next time I’m tempted to order my usual Shirley Temple.

We have little doubt that if our seasonally festive medical expert were asked to write out this mysterious new syndrome, the second word would be spelled “ceasar”. Just like the salad on probably half of restaurant menus these days.

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By George Koch